Are You Ready for an Alien Invasion?

August 26, 2011 sexyknees

Looking sexy but prepared!

I have always believed in extraterrestrial life.  I remember looking up at the stars while lying on the hood of my dad’s station wagon when I was 7, carefully scanning the skies in search of flying saucers and feeling that little bit of excitement every time I would see a satellite cross the sky.  Believing that we are not alone has never been a scary aspect for me…until recently.

The older you get the more difficult it becomes to view the world in black and white.  When I was younger, I could think of extraterrestrial life as resembling Chewbacca and Darth Vader, or something too scary to be realistic and thus limited to the movie screen like the creature in Alien.  Slowly but surely, as logic and reason seeps into far off thoughts such as the prospect of alien invasion, the image of such an event stops looking like Star Wars and starts looking a lot more like Independence Day.

If we are to be visited by alien travelers, it is less likely that they would make the voyage for scientific discovery and more for exploitation.  Our natural resources would be of interest to any intelligent being considering the fact that we are the only clearly vegetated planet with liquid water in our solar system, and the abundant life forms would provide one heck of a feast for refugees from a dying world.  Bearing in mind that these weary space wanderers just migrated from one planet to another, the question of “what would you do?” becomes a lot less important than “how would you survive?”

I have a lot of friends, a few of which occupy special positions bearing a decent amount of responsibility.  Job title doesn’t mean much as anyone can weave a great yarn, but the quality of character one must possess in order to hold such lofty posts bears a lot of weight.  There is no such thing as a straight-forward answer to questions regarding issues as murky as alien visitation, and nor should you ask.  However, little tidbits of information do leak out during the course of conversation from time-to-time, and eventually it begins to paint a very bleak and scary picture.

Will there be an invasion?  Eventually.

Can we survive an alien invasion?  Yes.

Will it be easy?  No.

Will there be a lot of casualties?  There would be many.

Will we be defenseless?  Initially, yes.

How will we defend ourselves?  Primitive weapons.

It is easy to assume that our technology would be useless against what an alien army would bring to the fight.  We’d be holding the knife and they would be controlling our thoughts.  Not much of a match, huh?  Just remember this: should we be the target of a Roland Emmerich-esque invasion from space, figure that whatever you would typically use to defend yourself may not work and start thinking unconventionally.  Reduce your profile – go underground and learn how to hide, live off the land, and construct low-tech weaponry that the invaders may not have considered.  Bear in mind that it is more than likely that we have been under observation for a very long time, and that our alien overlords would know every single thing necessary in order to conquer us quickly and thoroughly.

Of course, this is all just science fiction…or is it?  I personally believe that aliens are here and have been for a while.  I think that we have been visited for thousands of years, and the appearance of flying saucers and/or cigars in medieval artwork such as the Nuremberg woodcut of 1561, the Incan golden jet, the Nazca Lines, and many, many more ancient and modern indicators of constant alien presence here on Earth are a little hard to ignore.  The question is whether they are here for peaceful reasons or to gather intelligence in preparation for a war of the worlds.  I’d love to hear your thoughts about aliens, alien abduction, and alien invasion.  If you have any personal stories, please share them!!!

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13 Comments Add your own

  • 1. thefakekyle  |  August 26, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    if aliens attack can i become one of your servants Nikki? i’ll happily be your cook and maid, and would even allow you to turn me into a girl.

    • 2. sexyknees  |  September 6, 2011 at 5:31 pm

      I will not need servants, but will definitely need soldiers! I don’t plan to go down without a fight!!!

      • 3. kw1970  |  September 7, 2011 at 11:02 pm

        I’d stand next to ya and Fight by your side Nikki :O)

      • 4. sexyknees  |  November 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm

        That is good to know, kw1970! I will need all the help I can get to rid our planet of those pesky alien occupiers!!!

  • 5. Corvettedude  |  September 6, 2011 at 4:09 am

    You’re an amazing looking lady.

    • 6. sexyknees  |  September 6, 2011 at 5:38 pm

      Thank you so very much for the compliment!!!

  • 7. Corvettedude  |  September 6, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Will a retired Navy SEAL work???

    • 8. sexyknees  |  September 6, 2011 at 5:34 pm

      Absolutely! Lets go kick some alien ass (if required)!!!

  • 9. Corvettedude  |  September 6, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    Locked n Loaded….Do the Deed!!!

  • 10. Corvettedude  |  September 6, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    The honor Nikki, is all mine!!!

  • 11. Corvettedude  |  September 8, 2011 at 12:23 am

    Damn!!! I love a woman that’s got ballz!!! Hoooyah!!!

    • 12. sexyknees  |  November 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm

      Ha! Thank you, Corvettedude!!!

  • 13. Corvettedude  |  November 29, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    You should know…I’ve put you as the only thing on my “What I want for Christmas” list!!!

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